is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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