too bad you live with your parents still
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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