What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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