I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
