We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
