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and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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