Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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