I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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