I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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