this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
