i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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