do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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