No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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