I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the day after is always just damage control
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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