he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
