so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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