yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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