Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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