it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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