Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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