do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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