It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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