IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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