yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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