so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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