new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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