theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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