ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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