Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
