Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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