About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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