My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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