I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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