...so i touched it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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