just tell him i said nine months
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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