I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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