Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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