he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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