Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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