all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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