We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
