Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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