very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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