well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
PANTIES FOUND
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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