If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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