Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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