So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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