I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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