the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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