my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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